Reading Atlas Shrugged is an event. Why? I mean, really, it’s an iffy novel. It’s a thousand pages of iffy story, iffier characters, and come on, the climax reads like b-movie Ian Fleming. And the dry, stupid, unnecessary John Galt speech? Please. It was skim-city and I was the mayor. And yet…
Reading Atlas Shrugged is an event because it’s more than novel, it’s a philosophical treatise, it’s passion, it is an enormous literary masterpiece. It is one of the most important books ever written with some damn fine prose. Damn fine prose. I sound stuffy, like I should be smoking a pipe in front of a fireplace. Damn fine, mate, pip, pip, jolly good.
Reading Atlas Shrugged is like being strapped to chair, drenched in water, and electrocuted and brain-washed, with toothpicks keeping your eyes open for days on end like in the movie The Island from the 1980’s. It is propaganda disguised as a novel. It is probably the most subversive book I’ve ever read. It is a book that begs to be burned. It is a suicidal book. It is anti-Christian, anti-communism, anti-novella. And yet, it is inspiring. This is a book that challenges you to change, and sticks needles in your genitals to make sure that change happens. And if you resist, it fights you, fights you to read it, fights every belief you have, fights you until you are exhausted. It had to be 1000 pages. It uses every word as weapon.
If I wanted to take over a country, I would burn Atlas Shrugged, then kill all the lawyers, and then give people free Taco Bell and free cable T.V. I would rule forever.
I love to read the classic novels because they are classic for a reason. If you haven’t read Goethe’s Faust, you are cheating yourself. Don’t read this insipid blog. Go, now, find a classic book, get some coffee and read until your mind explodes.
Reading Atlas Shrugged exploded my mind. The book is simple. It repeats it’s themes over and over again. We all just have 24 hours in a day. What are you doing with your time? What are you doing to live? And what is stopping you? And if you are letting things stop you, well, I’m not. Get out of my way. I’m going for it. I’ll climb over your corpse to get there. Frak you.
Atlas Shrugged is relentless. Like I said at the beginning, it is an event. And maybe that is what literature is, en event. Not just a nice little story that grabs my little attention for a few little minutes. Man, lots of books are like that. And even writing a little book is hard. But to write something that moves heaven and earth–that takes courage. More and more, though, I’m reading my own writing and I can do better. I’m getting frustrated with the chained writing I’m doing. At some stage, I’m gonna have to throw off the chains, and churn out pages that rage. But it’s hard to write books no one can read. I did that for awhile. But I wonder if I could marry the explosion of my early books with the control and plotting of my later novels. In the end, Ayn Rand wouldn’t care about the art of the book, only about the sales. It’s about money, production, success, celebrating life by creating, innovating, selling, and driving forward. Kill the mediocrity inside you.
So, I am reeling from the event of Atlas Shrugged. You’ll get more. The bomb has gone off. It’s gonna take me any number of blog posts to pick up the pieces.
(Rubbing my hands together…) “Oh boy, I really have mixed feelings about this!” [/Woody Allen voice]
Anything that gets you jazzed, I’m all for. You need the jazzness, we all do, so if Ayn Rand is the one that does it for you, well…see above. Why Ayn Rand, why now? Not just with you, it seems there’s this revival of the Grand Lady of Pissing Me Off and that scares the bejabbers out of me. Ayn Randism always seems to herald a new era of brutal self-absorption, nuclear levels of social Darwinistic solipsism disguised as legitimate philosophy and a kind of Nietzschean intellectual coldness stunning in its cluelessness.
Okay, I can’t even judge her actual writing other than a school-assigned Anthem when I was a teen (I don’t remember it all that well so it must not have pissed me off. It probably would if I read it now.) I don’t usually bag on books I haven’t read. Maybe if I dug into Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead I would understand better why all the fuss. Except this is one of those instances–Cat Stevens is another–where I can’t separate the writer from the human being. I can’t put aside my heated dislike of her politics, especially her hypocritical misogyny, long enough to pay attention to what she was trying to do creatively (if you can call her thinly disguised agitprop ramblings creativity.) I just can’t.
But go forth and conquer, my friend. Because you have a good heart no matter what and I’m not worried that you’re actually going to try to bring about the kind of moral nightmare oligarchy of the Superman she espoused. Are you?
xoxo