I open the door to my blog, and of course the door opens with a creeeaaakkkkkk.  I step onto the dusty floor.

“Hello?”

Bats flutter in the attic.  Mice creep in the attic.  Ragged drapes hang lifeless next to  broken-glass windows.

I creak a foot onto the floor.  More creaking.  I walk into the middle of my blog.

“Hey!  Where is everybody?”

I just gotta sigh.  Okay, okay, I’ll clean the place up.  Maybe I’ll do an Elmo theme.  Red furry monsters everywhere.

Or Steampunk.  I can hang goggles and complicated brass contraptions everywhere.  What would a steampunk beanbag look like?  What’s that outside the window?  A dirigible?

Or I could do a Doctor Who theme.  I still have my Tom Baker era scarf.  Throw in a blue couch and drag in my life-size replica of the Tardis, and we’d be set.

I gotta do something, right?  I mean, I can’t just let my blog go to waste, can I?

No, an abandoned blog is a sorrowful thing.  January 2013, I promise.  I promise.  I promise.